Top 5 Reasons for this Madness

i guess you could say these are some reasons ive created this.

1. i have to watch over my seniorman
2. i like to eat salted coral strictly from the Great Barrier Reef
3. it will help me progress as a rubber clogger who wears only bubble wrap
4. my pet octopus wants a cooler mom
5. my children are going to be Zeldas